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The Hot Fudge And Cheesecake On The Lanai Diet
Blanche Is Giving Up Sex! (For Fives Minutes)LOL
SOPHIA’s Hot And Heavy Torrid Affair With The Metamucil Salesman
My Boyfriend The Clown
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Uncle Milty's Member (with special guest star Milton Berle)

The Golden Girls Meat John Holmes (no, it's not a typo)

Dorothy's Sex Change / Granny Tranny (two parter)

The Golden Girls Ride Space Mountain (woooooooo!)
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Stan Zbornak’s Rug Emporium
Blanche Gets Frisky With A Liittle Whiskey
Pat Picks Herself A Rose

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Andre The Giant Dorothy - The Girls search all over Miami for size 22 shoes for Dorothy, before a big date.

The Devil In Ms. Rose - Rose is asked to appear in "a special movie" by a shady Cuban man.

Sophia Breaks Bad - Sophia and her boyfriend Rocco (Mickey Rooney) secretly cook and sell meth out of Blanche's garage to pay for Dorothy's feet reduction surgery.

Blanche Meets Mr. Sept....Can't Walk In Oct. - Blanche loves firemen because they show up fast when you need them most & they have big hoses.
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Rose and The Maurading Sardine Terrorists from St. Vitus

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