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Old 12-11-2003, 07:52 PM   #31
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I guess this would be sarcastic, but a scene in the episode where Blanche goes to visit her Grandmother's plantation was halarious:

In the car:

Rose: Ok, let's try it with Dorothy now. Dorothy, Dorothy bo borothy, banana fanna bo morothy, etc.

(car screeches to a stop)

Dorothy: Get out Rose.

Although some people didn't like the final season, I personally thought that some of the best ideas/conversations were implemented in that season.
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Old 12-16-2003, 06:00 PM   #32
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Along these lines...

(on the finale.... Dorothy comes out of the bedroom wearing her wedding dress)

SOPHIA: Ah Dorothy, you're beautiful, but I wanted you to wear my old wedding dress.

DOROTHY: As what, Ma? A Hand Puppet?

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Old 12-29-2003, 09:41 AM   #33
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Default Dorothy was Hilarious!!!!!!!!

Dorothy: "I've just been kicked out of an unofficial Elvis fan club. I'll just have to pick up the pieces and move on. Ther must be a support group for people like me."
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:26 AM   #34
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From the "Murder Mystery Weekend" episode...

Blanche is flirting with Kendel:

BLANCHE: I do declare sir, you could charm the dew off the sweet honey suckle.

DOROTHY: Thats good Blanche... now do Brer Rabbit
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Old 03-13-2004, 04:12 AM   #35
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Talking I have a few good ones..

Dorothy- You'll have to excuse my mother she was a witness to the Hindenburg Disaster.

Dorothy-Ma, why did I marry Stanley?
Sophia- Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy- Why did I let that happen?
Sophia- Because he got you drunk.
Dorothy- Why am I discussing this with you?
Sophia- Beats the hell out of me.

Blanche- In the south we mature faster, I think it's the heat.
Dorothy- I think it's the gin.

Sophia- (after Dorothy tells her about Margeruite putting a 'curse' on them) What's this crap about you putting a curse on my daughter?
Dorothy- We're all going to be turned into kumquats.

I will think of more later. Dorothy is as funny as her mother with her comebacks and one liners.

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Old 03-13-2004, 12:52 PM   #36
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I like when Dorothy and Sophia are interviewing some woman for something, and Sophia keeps making smart remarks, so Dorothy says, "Ma, I'd go sit outside but there aren't any shady pines for me to sit under."



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Old 03-14-2004, 06:13 AM   #37
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Default I thought of some more.

This is during the Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Love Fan Club and they are passing around a porkchop that Elvis supposedly took a bite out of.
Dorothy- This has to be a fake, I mean Elvis would never leave this much meat on a porkchop! (laughing)

Sophia- Dorothy, your father's on the phone.
Dorothy- Ma, Pop's been dead for 15 years.
Sophia- Oh, yeah. I mean what's for dinner?

The girls are paying for their purchases at the drugstore when Blanche mentions that they should buy some condoms.
Blanche(to Dorothy)- Maybe we should get some protection.
Rose- What kind of protection?
Dorothy- Two armed Pinkerton guards.

I'll think of more later. I can't keep a straight face when I type these.
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The girls are paying for their purchases at the drugstore when Blanche mentions that they should buy some condoms.
Blanche(to Dorothy)- Maybe we should get some protection.
Rose- What kind of protection?
Dorothy- Two armed Pinkerton guards.


Rose gets them in black and at the end of the episode she says she used all hers- she filled them with water and threw them at people!
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Rose gets them in black and at the end of the episode she says she used all hers- she filled them with water and threw them at people!
I remember that. The looks that Blanche and Dorothy gave Rose were priceless!!
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This might not be the exact wordign but here goes:

Stan: Come back soon buttercup

Dorothy: If I had wings barfbag

Please correct this if wrong. It was hilarious as I recall.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:18 AM   #42
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Talking You're close

You're pretty close actually. She says,
If my FEET have wings, barfbag.
And you're right, it was hilarious!
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Talking I thought of a few more.

The episode where Blanche's sister Virginia visits and tells Blanche that she's dying.
Dorothy brings in a baby.

Dorothy- Look what I have!
Rose- It's a baby!
Dorothy- This is Danny!
Blanche- What is that, Dorothy?
Dorothy- It's a flounder, Blanche.
Blanche- You can't have that baby here, my sister's coming!
Dorothy- Does she eat them?

Rose comes back from her cruise with Arnie and she tells Sophia, Dorothy, and Blanche what she did while she was there.
Dorothy- WHO CARES, ROSE! DID YOU AND ARNIE HIT THE SHEETS OR NOT!

Dorothy is introducing Sophia to the guy that she thought stood her up on prom night when it was actually Sophia who turned him away.
Dorothy- You've met my lying, vicious toad of a mother!

I'll think of more later.


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I thought of a good one:

Dorothy: *walks to the back of the kitchen after telling Blanche and Sophia to not wish for money, but be thankful for what they have*

Rose: *walks in with mail* Oh look, it's a letter from my family that got Baby back in St. Olaf...

Dorothy: PLEASE LET THERE BE CASH IN IT!! I CAN'T STAND BEING POOR ANOTHER DAY!!!
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STANLEY:I AM BUT A BEHUMBLED SERVANT
DOROTHY: MR. BELVEDERE IS A BEHUMBLED SERVANT, STANLEY YOUR A HORSES ASS
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