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Old 04-02-2003, 12:51 PM   #1
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A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies". He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females." He replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell?"

He responded. "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."



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Geez.
*Does a rimshot*

If you want to know something funny, my dad's friend told him that joke last week. I just rolled my eyes and thought "That is soooo Ralph Malph"
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LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL
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LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL
I doubt if he would know who Ralph Malph is...He's kind of a cornball if you know what I mean.
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I doubt if he would know who Ralph Malph is...He's kind of a cornball if you know what I mean.

Oh LOL has he even seen HD?
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Yes, I had to read it twice to get it...
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Me too, but I only paid attention the second time.I think I thought they were in a bar or something and I didn't pay attention to the other stuff.That's a good joke.
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hahaha that was a really cute joke!!!
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