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MrCleveland · 10-05-2014, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sal

To Isiah Thomas: (a name that lives in infamy among NBA fans in Toronto):

There's a good chance that you might see a Baltimore/Washington World Series which would personally eliminate any bad luck or evil forces that had been plaguing that area's sports teams in the last few years. However, the Redskins still stink, and, as a Dallas Cowboys fan, that pleases me deeply.

To Mr Cleveland:

I have read the Buffalo Curse link and you'll never guess who they're blaming for the Curse itself. That's right, Cleveland!

The Cleveland Connection

Yep...I've read that page more than once...Buffalo can't admit their defeat!

It's just time that Cleveland has their own curse, hence it should be called "The Curse of Wahoo"...

http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/...nt?oid=2954423

Then there's also the Bobby Layne Curse....

http://curseofbobbylayne.com/wordpress/

To think...Plum went to the Lions and humiliated himself...if he stayed with the Browns, he'd take the Browns to the Super Bowl rather than let them rot in the cellar!

MrCleveland · 10-05-2014, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiredmike59

These were our pro basketball teams;

ST.LOUIS HAWKS (NBA) 1955-1968 won championship in 1958

SPIRITS OF ST.LOUIS (ABA) 1974-1976 notable players, Moses Malone,Maurice Lucas,Marvin Barnes. The team merged into the NBA

True...And Missouri deserves an NBA Franchise...I think Kansas City should have a team, maybe have the Kings return there. There's been rumors that St. Louis may go to L.A., but I think Jacksonville should go to L.A.

For Cleveland Sports...I think of the film "A Boy Named Charlie Brown"...

Linus: Winning Isn't Everything

Charlie: But Losing Isn't Anything!

Linus: You know, Charlie Brown, they say we learn more from losing than from winning.

Charlie: Then that must make me the smartest person in the world.

Well...why the **** isn't Cleveland the smartest city in the world?! Did we get Young Einstein rather than the older one (Einstein struggled in school when he was young)....

MrCleveland · 12-22-2014, 12:53 PM

This Saturday is the 50th year of our last Championship...and will be the last!...

And here's the results of all 4 teams that we have who tried since 1964...

Indians-50 attempts (plus 16 more since 1948)
Browns-47 attempts
Cavs-44 attempts
Barons-2 attempts

Total...143 attempts...the WORST deficit in sports! If we had one team that lost all those years, it would be 1871!

They tell me wait 'till next year...face it...there's NO next year!

isiahthomas · 12-22-2014, 02:14 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cleveland Cavs are the only team I have faith in that might win a championship before Lebron retires.

MrCleveland · 02-03-2015, 03:40 PM

I had this song stuck in my head...

And I made a parody about Cleveland in the last 50 years...

"50 Years of Futility"...
1-A Long Long Time Ago...
Some of us remember when our sports teams made us smile.
It was 1964, remember what we did before
And it seems like a good memory for awhile...
One January made us shiver, which gave us all a quiver...
Bad News on the doorstep, the Dawg Pound has just left.
And I can't remember if I cried when the wrong team won the prize!
It just got all of us deep inside...50 years of futility!

Chorus-So Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...

2-Did you see the river in flames?
And we have dimes for the beer game.
Please don't let Rocky go...
Do you believe in the curse?
And can we get any worse?
Well...the boy mayor hit us a new low!
So I see you hair is set on fire,
Does that make you a big liar?
This city can be cold...why did they let you go?
It was before the Bronco Buck,
Or the dud "Howard the Duck",
But another Johnny knew we are ******...50 years of futility!

Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...

3-Now for many years we were a joke,
Talking about how we were weird and broke,
But that's not how we used to be...
Yes, the Baron talked to the Hockey King,
With clothes he got from Rockefeller and Carnegie.
Asking for a Pro Hockey Team...
Well when the Baron was looking down,
The North Star took him out of town!
And that he's gotten merged,
Looks like hockey won't return!
So John Lennon talks to Groucho Marx.
As some remember League Park.
We all rocked even after dark...50 years of futility!

Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...

4-Big Mac, Shaq Attack, Cardiac
The Kardiac Kids would bring brown back...
Red-Right 88 went too fast!
It landed at the 2-yard line,
With Johnny Bronco driving fine,
But the OT got the dawgs outlasted...
And next year there'd be something new,
With Bernie getting a touchdown or two.
But it wouldn't last...Ernie lost the ball fast!
In '90 Johnny refused to yield,
Three times and we got sealed!
That's how it's all revealed...50 years of futility!

Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...

5-And then the Boys of Summer played,
But the wrong team just got away
With a crown and rebuilding again!
So quote the raven "Nevermore",
As he takes his talents to Baltimore,
Because...money was his only friend.
And as the dawgs foam within rage,
200 years turn the page.
Moses find our Promise Land...
Oh, do they understand?
As the raven's in the Super Bowl light,
We feel that this isn't right!
I see the ghost laugh with delight...50 years of futility!

Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...

6-I met the king who once gave us the blues,
Said he'll give us some better news...
He took his basketball and started to play
Then I went to the sports store,
Where I hope we'd win like before...
But the owner said those days are gone away...
And in the streets, the children screamed,
The loveless cried and the poor people dreamed,
But not a word was spoken...
The Clevelanders hearts are broken!
And Johnny that we'd admire the most,
Who didn't play but rather get toast.
Called the doctor to get rid of the host...50 years of futility!

Chorus-So Clevelanders sing...Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...
Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy
Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's
And we all went out to get drunk and/or high
Saying we'll win once we all die...
We'll win once we all die...

MrCleveland · 06-18-2015, 02:42 PM

I'm still mad...why did God ever have me in Cleveland or even have this city exist?

But someone on Facebook told me that It's 51, NOT 50! Get your facts straight...stupid! I sooooo want to do this to him...

December 27th would be the next mark and we'll have 51 years of Futility! So...It's now 50 1/2 on June 27th.

The Cleveland Idiots are done for, their 2015 baseball season was like this...

And The Frowns...their 2015 season is already over and they didn't even play football!

I'm done with Cleveland Sports! 146 attempts now...Cleveland Sports would now have their last title in 1869!

There's NEVER Next Year!

isiahthomas · 07-17-2015, 03:11 PM

MrCleveland, just because the Cleveland teams are bad doesn't mean that the city sucks. Don't be talking bad about my hometown because I love Cleveland. I could care less if the Cleveland teams never win a championship.

MrCleveland · 07-17-2015, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isiahthomas

MrCleveland, just because the Cleveland teams are bad doesn't mean that the city sucks. Don't be talking bad about my hometown because I love Cleveland. I could care less if the Cleveland teams never win a championship.

Sorry, I just had The Cleveland Blues...I just ask...will this losing streak ever end?

06-18-2015, 02:42 PM	#21
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The Rodney Dangerfield of Cities. C-Town Gets NO Respect! Posts: 11,785	Is it now 51 or 52? I'm still mad...why did God ever have me in Cleveland or even have this city exist? But someone on Facebook told me that It's 51, NOT 50! Get your facts straight...stupid! I sooooo want to do this to him... December 27th would be the next mark and we'll have 51 years of Futility! So...It's now 50 1/2 on June 27th. The Cleveland Idiots are done for, their 2015 baseball season was like this... And The Frowns...their 2015 season is already over and they didn't even play football! I'm done with Cleveland Sports! 146 attempts now...Cleveland Sports would now have their last title in 1869! There's NEVER Next Year!

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12-22-2014, 12:53 PM	#18
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The Rodney Dangerfield of Cities. C-Town Gets NO Respect! Posts: 11,785	This Saturday is the 50th year of our last Championship...and will be the last!... And here's the results of all 4 teams that we have who tried since 1964... Indians-50 attempts (plus 16 more since 1948) Browns-47 attempts Cavs-44 attempts Barons-2 attempts Total...143 attempts...the WORST deficit in sports! If we had one team that lost all those years, it would be 1871! They tell me wait 'till next year...face it...there's NO next year!

12-22-2014, 02:14 PM	#19
isiahthomas Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,643	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cleveland Cavs are the only team I have faith in that might win a championship before Lebron retires.

02-03-2015, 03:40 PM	#20
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The Rodney Dangerfield of Cities. C-Town Gets NO Respect! Posts: 11,785	I had this song stuck in my head... And I made a parody about Cleveland in the last 50 years... "50 Years of Futility"... 1-A Long Long Time Ago... Some of us remember when our sports teams made us smile. It was 1964, remember what we did before And it seems like a good memory for awhile... One January made us shiver, which gave us all a quiver... Bad News on the doorstep, the Dawg Pound has just left. And I can't remember if I cried when the wrong team won the prize! It just got all of us deep inside...50 years of futility! Chorus-So Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die... 2-Did you see the river in flames? And we have dimes for the beer game. Please don't let Rocky go... Do you believe in the curse? And can we get any worse? Well...the boy mayor hit us a new low! So I see you hair is set on fire, Does that make you a big liar? This city can be cold...why did they let you go? It was before the Bronco Buck, Or the dud "Howard the Duck", But another Johnny knew we are ******...50 years of futility! Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die... 3-Now for many years we were a joke, Talking about how we were weird and broke, But that's not how we used to be... Yes, the Baron talked to the Hockey King, With clothes he got from Rockefeller and Carnegie. Asking for a Pro Hockey Team... Well when the Baron was looking down, The North Star took him out of town! And that he's gotten merged, Looks like hockey won't return! So John Lennon talks to Groucho Marx. As some remember League Park. We all rocked even after dark...50 years of futility! Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die... 4-Big Mac, Shaq Attack, Cardiac The Kardiac Kids would bring brown back... Red-Right 88 went too fast! It landed at the 2-yard line, With Johnny Bronco driving fine, But the OT got the dawgs outlasted... And next year there'd be something new, With Bernie getting a touchdown or two. But it wouldn't last...Ernie lost the ball fast! In '90 Johnny refused to yield, Three times and we got sealed! That's how it's all revealed...50 years of futility! Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die... 5-And then the Boys of Summer played, But the wrong team just got away With a crown and rebuilding again! So quote the raven "Nevermore", As he takes his talents to Baltimore, Because...money was his only friend. And as the dawgs foam within rage, 200 years turn the page. Moses find our Promise Land... Oh, do they understand? As the raven's in the Super Bowl light, We feel that this isn't right! I see the ghost laugh with delight...50 years of futility! Chorus-So Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die... 6-I met the king who once gave us the blues, Said he'll give us some better news... He took his basketball and started to play Then I went to the sports store, Where I hope we'd win like before... But the owner said those days are gone away... And in the streets, the children screamed, The loveless cried and the poor people dreamed, But not a word was spoken... The Clevelanders hearts are broken! And Johnny that we'd admire the most, Who didn't play but rather get toast. Called the doctor to get rid of the host...50 years of futility! Chorus-So Clevelanders sing...Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die... Clevelanders sing Oh My Mistake-on-the-Lake Guy Took the Rapid like a rabbit with all the 9 to 5's And we all went out to get drunk and/or high Saying we'll win once we all die... We'll win once we all die...

07-17-2015, 03:11 PM	#22
isiahthomas Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,643	MrCleveland, just because the Cleveland teams are bad doesn't mean that the city sucks. Don't be talking bad about my hometown because I love Cleveland. I could care less if the Cleveland teams never win a championship.