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Old 01-03-2010, 01:04 AM   #106
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i luv those!...ONE of my favs is n the ep wit the robbers and blanche is happy Rose got the gun so she could kill the bad guys and dorothy was lik "yea we'll have a dead gardener...lol
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:51 PM   #107
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Blanche: "...I'm going to my room now and never coming out." (Blanche leaves.) Rose: "Is it the weekend already?"
Sophia: "Cartoons don't lie."
Sophia: "You know what, Dorothy?" Dorothy: "What?" Sophia: "Death sucks."
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:34 PM   #108
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Lol one of my fav lines!

DOROTHY: i am a slut? blanche, have you heard the latest compaigns?

join the army, see the world, sleep with blanche Devereaux

join the navy, be all you can be, and sleep with with blanche Devereaux

the marines are looking for a few good man that have not slept with blanche Devereaux

BLANCHE: just what are you trying to inply?

DOROTHY: SLUT!
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Old 02-18-2010, 06:10 PM   #109
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Heart Christmas In The Golden Girls House...

Blanche; "I've made yo all something special this Christmas..."

Rose; (reading the title on the front of Blanche's homemade calendar - one for each of the Girls) "The Men of Blanche's Boodwoir..."

Blanche; "It's a calendar of all the men that have brought some special joy into my life..."

Dorothy (while flicking through the calendar); "WOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Blanche; "September..?"

Dorothy; (still in shock at what she has just seen) "Yep."

Sophia; "I'm suprised you were able to walk in October..."

Sheer comedy and to this day, still raises a good belly laugh with this English lad. Timeless.
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Old 02-18-2010, 06:18 PM   #110
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Sophia; "All we ever do in this house is talk about your sexual problems. What about MY sexual problems?"

Dorothy; "Ma, what is your sexual problem?"

Sophia; "I DON'T GET ANY"
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Old 05-19-2010, 07:23 PM   #111
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I dont know if these were posted but just a few of my favorites:
When Dorothy dated the Beatlemania guy: "I convincd Don to leave Beatlemania, you know what that makes me?
(Sofia) Yoko Sbornak?
(Dorothy) No, his muse. Well Actually his old lady.
On Twice in a lifetime episode Rose asks, "Is it possibel to love two men at the same time?"
(Blanche) Set the scene, have we been drinking"?
When Dorothy began dating and the relationship was purely physical, Rose blabs to Blanche although Dorothy told her not to tell anyone. Blanche barges into the kitchen and says, "Eddies a love machine'? There are so many but these are a few I enjoy. Also, The use Vodka and black underwear.
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Old 07-17-2010, 03:52 AM   #112
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Dorothy: "You'll always be my sisters....always."
this episode made me cry when i watch reruns i dont like watching this one cause it reminds me that they all arnet here
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Old 07-17-2010, 02:40 PM   #113
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(flashbck to mothers day 1957)
sophia- if i ever do thi to you take me out to a field and shoot me
dorothy- can i have that in writing
sophia - come here dorothy
(sophia slas dorothy in the face)
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Old 07-17-2010, 03:23 PM   #114
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Rose: "Different on outside, same on inside!"
Rose: "Can I ask a dumb question?" Dorothy: "Like no one else."
its better than anyone i know
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Dorothy: "You'll always be my sisters....always."
i dont like this onr cause it was the end of our favorite girls on tv wit dorothy wen u have a table and take one leg away it wont stand very long and the same is for that
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Old 12-18-2013, 10:41 PM   #116
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My favorite quote comes from my fav ep of "GG" - the one with Lazlo Gregorian. It is so simple, that it is hilarious.

Lazlo: "I'm sorry, I thought you knew."

(After the "girls" realize that he is gay.)

Sophia: "What do you expect? The man had to look at the three of you naked for a month!"

There are so many other great quotes from that ep, that I couldn't even begin to name them all!

(Sophia) Who's Lazlo?
(Rose) A Hungarian sculptor we've all been posing nude for.
(Sophia) In the future, a simple "None of your business Sophia" will suffice.
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Rose (to Dorothy): "Can you believe that backstabbing slut?"
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CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!!!
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Rose: "We'll I'm off." Sophia: "Totally."

Rose: "I just had a thought." Blanche/Dorothy/Sophia: "Congradulations."
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Old 04-20-2014, 02:23 PM   #120
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My poor husband has unwittingly absorbed so many Golden Girls quotes just by virtue of me watching the show every time it's on, whether on Hallmark or Logo or (previously) Lifetime. He has admitted to me having replied "That would explain the beads of perspiration" during a business meeting when a colleague announces that he has an idea. Likewise, he once quipped to a VIP at a meeting "Better than anyone I know" when said VIP prefaced a remark with "Can I ask a stupid question?" "It was out of my mouth before I could stop it," Mr. Adams lamented to me that evening. "It's all your fault, having that darned show on all the time...."

PS Luckily his co-workers/superiors have a sense of humor and he still has his job!
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