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Old 02-24-2016, 05:54 AM   #136
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Blanche: "We Southern families stick together."
Sophia: "We sho' do."
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From the episode where Blanche's daughter Rebecca and the girls visit the birthing center. When a mother screams and Blanche tells Rebecca that the pain of childbirth is woman's lot in life. Rebecca asks what man's lot is and Dorothy says "their eyebrows grow together."
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Rose: "Do these glasses make me look stupid?"
Dorothy: "Let's just say they don't hide it."

Blanche: " ...my life is an open book."
Sophia: " Your life is an open blouse."
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Sophia: "It's great bringing two idiots closer together."
Dorothy: "I think that's the motto of the St. Olaf telephone company."
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Blanche: "...just like looking in a mirror."
Sophia: "Get some Windex!"

Dorothy: "At 30,000 feet she picks up a doctor. Now I see the family resemblance."

Lucy: "I hope I wasn't too much trouble."
Dorothy: "No. We enjoyed having you."
Sophia: "So did half of Miami."
Dorothy: "Ma."
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"DOROTHY:

"Blanche, you don't' turn gay. You're either gay or you're not"........

BLANCHE:

"Dorothy! If he had been gay in the first place, he would have had better taste in jewelry."
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Rose: "You must be Dorothy!"

Dorothy: (responding to Rose's excessive cheerfulness) "And you must be Mrs. Rogers!"
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21 Savage Burns From "The Golden Girls" That We’re Still Recovering From
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Dorothy: "Look at this. The woman has more colors than Benjamin Moore Paints."
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Rose:

Yes....she was my only competition.... Dead. Dead. Dead....... Muffin?
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Blanche: Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a long hot steamy bath with barely enough water to cover my perky bosoms.

Sophia: You're only going to sit in an inch of water?


Blanche: Honey offering to make him dinner just makes you look too easy.

Sophia: Please! Black underwear and pasties couldn't make me look easy!


Stan: Keep your chin up pumpkin. Your chins too Dorothy.


Sophia: Gravity always takes its toll. Look at me! I used to be a tall voluptuous blonde with a butt like granite.


Blanche: Do you really think I'm self-centered?


Dorothy: But there are bugs there! And they'll think Stan is their leader!


Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says too ugly to live?


Rose: I think she's a garconakin. Literally it's the precise moment that dog doo turns white.

Dorothy: Rose if you say one more of those stupid words!

Rose: Oh blow it out your tubenblurble!
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