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Old 05-06-2017, 01:33 PM   #151
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Rose:

Yes....she was my only competition.... Dead. Dead. Dead....... Muffin?
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Blanche: Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a long hot steamy bath with barely enough water to cover my perky bosoms.

Sophia: You're only going to sit in an inch of water?


Blanche: Honey offering to make him dinner just makes you look too easy.

Sophia: Please! Black underwear and pasties couldn't make me look easy!


Stan: Keep your chin up pumpkin. Your chins too Dorothy.


Sophia: Gravity always takes its toll. Look at me! I used to be a tall voluptuous blonde with a butt like granite.


Blanche: Do you really think I'm self-centered?


Dorothy: But there are bugs there! And they'll think Stan is their leader!


Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says too ugly to live?


Rose: I think she's a garconakin. Literally it's the precise moment that dog doo turns white.

Dorothy: Rose if you say one more of those stupid words!

Rose: Oh blow it out your tubenblurble!
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Default The Golden Girls' Shadiest/Diva Moments

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Blanche: "Blanche Devereaux has never shared a man!"

Sophia: "Or a pizza."
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Sophia's mother: "The man repairs complicated machinery for a living;..."

S.M.: "Let me tell you a story. Picture it: Sicily, 1881. A beautiful young peasant girl -- "
Sophia: "Mama, not another story."
S.M.: "Sophia, come closer."
(Sophia goes closer and gets slapped.)
Young Dorothy: "Grandma..."

Sophia: "Dorothy, if I ever do this to you, I want you to take me out to a field and shoot me!"
Y.D.: "Could you put that in writing?"
Sophia: "Dorothy, come closer."
(Y.D. goes closer and gets slapped.)
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Been watching many of the You-Tube videos you provided above about the Golden Girls and Betty White.

So enjoyable. Thanks so much!
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Sophia: They used real lightning!"

Blanche: "And sex. For which I generally get applause."

Sophia: "And you, Dorothy, are the biggest disappointment to hit the streets since the AMC Pacer."

Guy Corbin: "Blanche, show us your stuff."
Blanche: "You first, Mister Game Show Host."
Guy: "Blanche, spin the wheel."
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Sophia: "Play it safe. Stick with the curse."

Blanche: "How do I look?"
Sophia: "Like the night hostess at Denny's."

Sophia: "You need boots to listen to this guy."

Big Daddy: "You know...if there was some rain comin' down, and a soft train whistle in the distance...this moment would have the makins of a first-rate country song."
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Dorothy: (sarcastically) "Ladies and gentlemen, Roy Orbison."
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