Sitcoms Online - Main Page / Message Boards - Main Page / News Blog / Photo Galleries / DVD Reviews / Buy TV Shows on DVD and Blu-ray

View Today's Active Threads / View New Posts / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board

Games / Movies / Music / Sports / Random Posts / Politics


Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums  

Go Back   Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums > Chit Chat
User Name
Password


Welcome to the Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, search, view attachments, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

SitcomsOnline.com News Blog Headlines Twitter Facebook Instagram RSS

Summer 2014 Week 16 Sitcom Ratings
SitcomsOnline Digest: Pilots Coming Together for 2015-2016 TV Season (and a Full House Update); New VEI Releases
SitcomsOnline Book Club - Soap: The Unauthorized Inside Story of the Sitcom That Broke All the Rules; Sitcom Stars on Talk Shows (Week of September 15, 2014)
CMT Fall 2014 Schedule with Raising Hope; Nurse Jackie to End in 2015 After 7 Seasons
Nick at Nite Orders 3rd Season of Instant Mom; The Simpsons Take the Bowl on FXX Thursday with Marathon
TBS Fall 2014 Schedule with AFV; CBS Names Ferguson Replacement for Late Late Show
Nick at Nite Fall 2014 Schedule Part 2, with Fresh Prince; TV Land Orders More Episodes of The Exes for Season 4


New on DVD/Blu-ray (September)

New Girl - The Complete Season Three The Goldbergs - The Complete First Season The Big Bang Theory - The Complete Seventh Season Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season One How I Met Your Mother - The Ninth and Legendary Final Season Modern Family - The Complete Fifth Season

09/02 - Benson - Season 1 (Mill Creek) / Season 2 / Seasons 1 & 2
09/02 - The Dick Van Dyke Show - Halloween Episodes Collection
09/02 - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Complete Season Nine
09/02 - The League - The Complete Season Five
09/02 - New Girl - The Complete Season Three
09/02 - Soap - Season 1 (Mill Creek) / Season 2 / Seasons 1 & 2
09/02 - What's Happening!! - Season 1 (Mill Creek) / Season 2 / Seasons 1 & 2
09/09 - The Goldbergs - The Complete First Season
09/16 - About a Boy - Season One
09/16 - Awkward - Season 3
09/16 - The Big Bang Theory - The Complete Seventh Season (Blu-ray/DVD)
09/16 - South Park - Season 17 (Blu-ray)
09/23 - Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season One
09/23 - How I Met Your Mother - The Ninth and Legendary Final Season / The Complete Series
09/23 - Mama's Family - The Complete Fifth Season / The Complete Collection
09/23 - Modern Family - The Complete Fifth Season
09/23 - Mom - The Complete First Season
09/30 - The Donna Reed Show - Season 1 (MPI)
09/30 - Mike & Molly - The Complete Fourth Season
Other TV Series:
09/02 - Grey's Anatomy - The Complete Tenth Season
09/09 - Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - The Complete First Season (Blu-ray)
09/16 - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - The Fourteenth Season
09/16 - Castle - The Complete Sixth Season
09/23 - Nashville - The Complete Second Season
09/23 - Scandal - The Complete Third Season
More TV DVD Releases / DVD Reviews Archive / SitcomsOnline Digest


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 08-10-2014, 05:13 PM   #586
JamesG
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
Freakshow
 
JamesG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 01, 2008
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 28,290
Default

A friend of mine forwarded me this story on Tumblr:


Back in 1996, I was obsessed with the movie The First Wives Club and I later saw on my family's Pay-Per-View offerings the "sequel" First Wives Club 2.

I was super excited to find this and I figured that my parents wouldn't mind so I decided to order it.





Shortly into it I noticed that a few things were off about this one:

- Why is this super low quality?
- How come nobody from the first movie is in this?
- Why does it mostly take place in a bedroom?
- Why is she taking off her clothes... wait, now why is he taking off his clothes?





An 11-year-old me wasn't ready for this, so I quickly turned it off and went up to my room to watch Rugrats. A couple of weeks passed after this and I thought that nothing would ever come of it, until...

It was unusually awkward for my family one night at the dinner table. My mother, who is usually very talkative, was just sitting there literally eating, while my step-dad and aunt were silently wondering what was going on.

My mother couldn't hold it in any longer and put down her fork and went, "I have something we need to discuss as a family. I got our cable bill today and I saw this on it," pointing to "First Wives Club 2 - Adult Entertainment Viewing".





I just put my head down and continued eating while the adults were looking at each other wondering who had purchased it.

My mother couldn't have done it because she was the one shocked at the bill.

My step-dad just listens to Kenny Rogers all day while working in his workshop (garage).

My aunt is an ultra-conservative whose best friend is a nun, Sister Mary.

Nobody even looked at me so I just let them wonder among themselves. My step-dad was probably wondering what his sister-in-law was into, while my aunt was thinking her brother-in-law is a perv.





My mother finally said, "Whatever, I don't care what either of you watch but I don't want pornography in the living room. What if she had seen it?" my mother went while pointing at innocent me.

All these years later I still never owned up to being the one whom purchased the porno. Why, you ask? Because this was the funniest thing that I've ever pulled.
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-11-2014, 01:04 PM   #587
JamesG
Moderator
Forum Celebrity
Freakshow
 
JamesG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 01, 2008
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 28,290
Lol

Saw this one online:

If an illegal immigrant fights a child molester, would it be Alien vs. Predator?
  Reply With Quote
Reply



Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:01 PM.


Although the administrators and moderators of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the author, and neither the owners of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards, nor Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. (developers of vBulletin) will be held responsible for the content of any message. The owners of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.5.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.