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Old 09-26-2013, 05:38 PM   #571
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Next time, spell the President's name right! And closing quotation marks come after punctuation marks!

That's not cool that you changed that person's joke and inserted names that you wanted there in place of Obama's. That's editing someone's post which is wrong. You then gave the person a hard time about spelling Obama's name. This isn't English class. It's ok if a quotation mark was in the wrong place. No one is perfect.
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That's not cool that you changed that person's joke and inserted names that you wanted there in place of Obama's. That's editing someone's post which is wrong. You then gave the person a hard time about spelling Obama's name. This isn't English class. It's ok if a quotation mark was in the wrong place. No one is perfect.

Yeah, well, that joke wasn't cool either.
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a little boy dressed up as a pirate for Halloween. He went up to a house, rang the bell, the lady opened the door and said "Oh, a little pirate! But where are your buccaneers?" The boy replied "Right under my buccan-hat!"
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV. A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
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