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Old 06-12-2014, 04:46 PM   #376
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Maid To Order
Janet:She can't be a maid.
Jack:Of course she can.We just need to get her a dress,maybe some fishnet stockings,give her a red feather duster and bee sting lips.She can even talk in a french accent."Ooh la la.Mesure Tripper"(kissing noise).
Janet: (to Terri)He's so sick.
Zack:Jack I don't think that would be a good idea because she did that yesterday and it didn't turn out right.
All:WHAT?!
Zack:It was a role play thing we ended up having to spend a lot of my money having replace some of the stuff in your room before you got home.
Jack:WHAT?!
Zack:Yeah.Your lamp,your trophy,your records,and we had to go to a furniture store because we broke your bed.
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Terri:Now that Brett Wade & I are going to get married..
Zack: Oh will you stop?!For the past 2 days since you've met him,it's "Brett Wade this" & "Brett Wade that".I am sick & tired of hearing about that tool!
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Old 08-09-2014, 11:36 PM   #378
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Mrs.Tripper:Jack you're coming back with me to San Diego.
Zack:No he's not!Jack is a grown man.He can live here if he wants to!
Mrs.Tripper: Over my dead body!
Zack:Well if that's the way you want it(tries to go after Mrs.Tripper but Jack,Janet & Terri stop him from doing it)
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Jack:Zack I am upset with you!
Zack:What did I do?
Jack:My girlfriend broke up with me because you!
Zack:How is it my fault?
Jack:It's because of what you said to her about my parents.I have everything she had in writing what you said to her the last time you two spoke.
Zack:I said great stuff about your dad.
Jack:It's what you said about my mom.It says here that told her my mom flies on a broom and worships a guy named Stan.
Zack:That must be a typo because that's not who I said she worships.
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Jack:Girls what are you reading?
Janet:It's just a magazine.
Terri:And an article that says the longer a couple spends time together,the more they're likely to start acting like each other.
Jack: Oh come on.Do you really expect me to believe that?
Terri:Well we'll just ask Zack & Cindy.I'm sure they'll be here any minute because Zack will be wanting to watch wrestling soon.
Jack:Well I can tell you that there is no way that Zack will ever act like Cindy.
Zack: (coming quickly and hits Jack with the door)Hi everybody!(notice Jack on the ground)Jack what are you doing on the floor?
Janet:He was behind the door when you opened it like Cindy usually does.
Zack: Oh Jack.I'm so sorry.
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Jack:How were able to spend money at that restaurant?It's expensive.
Larry:I had $10 along with with you lending $20,and I swiped the $10 tip Zack was gonna give the waitress off the table the other day while he wasn't looking because he was too busy staring at Terri bending over.
Zack:WHAT?!

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(Zack walks into the Regal Beagle as a woman leaves after hitting Larry with a pie)
Zack:Larry what's that all over your face?
Larry:It's just pie Zack.
Zack:Were you really that hungry?
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