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Old 01-12-2019, 12:27 AM   #241
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Col. Potter singing in the shower:

"O I love to go swimmin'
with bow-legged women
and swim between their legs...swim between their legs!"
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Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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Hawkeye singing in the shower:

"They asked me how I knew
her brassiere was blue"
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“There are so many things I was sure I’d have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what’s still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.”
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Potter: "Marines make great fighters, but they're lousy drivers."

Potter: "The snow's getting pretty thick in here."

Hawkeye: "That's as easy as falling off a log."
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“There are so many things I was sure I’d have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what’s still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.”
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B.J.: "Not a very fair war."
Hawkeye: "Contradiction in terms."
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Frank: "A captain can't give a major an order."
Hawkeye: "Then it's a threat."
Frank: "Well, that's different. It was a great war 'til you guys showed up."
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Hawkeye: "This neighborhood's certainly falling apart."

Potter: (to Klinger)"Into the cave with the rest of the bats."
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Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper: Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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"Later, baby."
"THAT'S MAJOR TO YOU!"
"OK, later Major baby."
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“Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can’t change rule number one.”
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Hawkeye: "B.J.?...B.J., IT'S RADAR!"
(B.J. runs over.)
B.J.: "Ohhh, my God."

Potter: "What the hell was he doing out there in a Jeep, anyway? What a waste."

Potter: (to Hawkeye)"What's your explanation?"
Hawkeye: "I screwed up."

(Father Mulcahy enters the Swamp, chews out Hawkeye, and exits.)
B.J. (sarc. to Hawkeye) "Gee you have a marvelous effect on people."
Potter: (enters; to Hawkeye)"What the hell's the matter with you? Are you nuts?"
Hawkeye: "I think I must be. Yes."
Potter: "I think you are. I no sooner give you a lecture on one patient, then you go in and try to destroy another! Maybe we should aim you at the Chinese."
Margaret: (enters; to Hawkeye)"I'd like to talk to you."
B.J.: "This oughta be good."

Potter: "Your behavior is incomprehensible....And I think you DAMN WELL better do something about it! Now what do you think?'
Hawkeye: "I think you're right."
(Hawkeye exits.)
Margaret: "I never got to say anything!"

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Henry: "Can't you let my people go?"

Trapper: "Hi, Frank."
Frank: "A lot you care."

Frank: "When that flag goes up the pole every morning, I go with it."
Hawkeye: "We have a hell of a time at night folding him and putting him away."

Trapper: "You know, I sometimes wonder about Frank and his wall-to-wall patriotism."

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Potter: "...you'll get a better yield."
Hawkeye: ""And you'll land in jail."
B.J.: "And his orchestra."
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I saw a later episode when the Army forced the 4077th to “beautify” the camp to get equipment by a Colonel. When the Colonel came to see the results and Colonel Potter said

“We worked harder than a woodpecker in a petrified forest.”

That was classic. I’m using that line in the future.
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