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treky · 01-12-2019, 12:27 AM

Col. Potter singing in the shower:

"O I love to go swimmin'
with bow-legged women
and swim between their legs...swim between their legs!"

treky · 01-12-2019, 12:29 AM

Hawkeye singing in the shower:

"They asked me how I knew
her brassiere was blue"

MA · 01-12-2019, 09:37 AM

“There are so many things I was sure I’d have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what’s still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.”
Margaret

Ohio8 · 01-13-2019, 09:07 PM

Potter: "Marines make great fighters, but they're lousy drivers."

Potter: "The snow's getting pretty thick in here."

Hawkeye: "That's as easy as falling off a log."

MA · 01-14-2019, 12:26 PM

“There are so many things I was sure I’d have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what’s still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.”
Margaret

Ohio8 · 01-17-2019, 06:52 PM

B.J.: "Not a very fair war."
Hawkeye: "Contradiction in terms."

Ohio8 · 01-17-2019, 06:54 PM

Frank: "A captain can't give a major an order."
Hawkeye: "Then it's a threat."
Frank: "Well, that's different. It was a great war 'til you guys showed up."

Ohio8 · 01-17-2019, 06:56 PM

Hawkeye: "This neighborhood's certainly falling apart."

Potter: (to Klinger)"Into the cave with the rest of the bats."

MA · 01-18-2019, 06:40 AM

Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper: Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.

treky · 01-22-2019, 03:07 AM

"Later, baby."
"THAT'S MAJOR TO YOU!"
"OK, later Major baby."

MA · 01-22-2019, 05:02 AM

“Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can’t change rule number one.”
- Henry Blake

Ohio8 · 01-26-2019, 12:10 PM

Hawkeye: "B.J.?...B.J., IT'S RADAR!"
(B.J. runs over.)
B.J.: "Ohhh, my God."

Potter: "What the hell was he doing out there in a Jeep, anyway? What a waste."

Potter: (to Hawkeye)"What's your explanation?"
Hawkeye: "I screwed up."

(Father Mulcahy enters the Swamp, chews out Hawkeye, and exits.)
B.J. (sarc. to Hawkeye) "Gee you have a marvelous effect on people."
Potter: (enters; to Hawkeye)"What the hell's the matter with you? Are you nuts?"
Hawkeye: "I think I must be. Yes."
Potter: "I think you are. I no sooner give you a lecture on one patient, then you go in and try to destroy another! Maybe we should aim you at the Chinese."
Margaret: (enters; to Hawkeye)"I'd like to talk to you."
B.J.: "This oughta be good."

Potter: "Your behavior is incomprehensible....And I think you DAMN WELL better do something about it! Now what do you think?'
Hawkeye: "I think you're right."
(Hawkeye exits.)
Margaret: "I never got to say anything!"

Ohio8 · 01-26-2019, 12:23 PM

Henry: "Can't you let my people go?"

Trapper: "Hi, Frank."
Frank: "A lot you care."

Frank: "When that flag goes up the pole every morning, I go with it."
Hawkeye: "We have a hell of a time at night folding him and putting him away."

Trapper: "You know, I sometimes wonder about Frank and his wall-to-wall patriotism."

Ohio8 · 01-26-2019, 12:25 PM

Potter: "...you'll get a better yield."
Hawkeye: ""And you'll land in jail."
B.J.: "And his orchestra."

Yong Fang · 01-28-2019, 06:33 PM

I saw a later episode when the Army forced the 4077th to “beautify” the camp to get equipment by a Colonel. When the Colonel came to see the results and Colonel Potter said

“We worked harder than a woodpecker in a petrified forest.”

That was classic. I’m using that line in the future.

01-12-2019, 12:27 AM	#241
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 13,060	Col. Potter singing in the shower: "O I love to go swimmin' with bow-legged women and swim between their legs...swim between their legs!"
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01-12-2019, 09:37 AM	#243
MA Zachery Ty Bryan Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 31,907	“There are so many things I was sure I’d have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what’s still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.” Margaret
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01-13-2019, 09:07 PM	#244
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	Potter: "Marines make great fighters, but they're lousy drivers." Potter: "The snow's getting pretty thick in here." Hawkeye: "That's as easy as falling off a log."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-26-2019, 12:10 PM	#252
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	Hawkeye: "B.J.?...B.J., IT'S RADAR!" (B.J. runs over.) B.J.: "Ohhh, my God." Potter: "What the hell was he doing out there in a Jeep, anyway? What a waste." Potter: (to Hawkeye)"What's your explanation?" Hawkeye: "I screwed up." (Father Mulcahy enters the Swamp, chews out Hawkeye, and exits.) B.J. (sarc. to Hawkeye) "Gee you have a marvelous effect on people." Potter: (enters; to Hawkeye)"What the hell's the matter with you? Are you nuts?" Hawkeye: "I think I must be. Yes." Potter: "I think you are. I no sooner give you a lecture on one patient, then you go in and try to destroy another! Maybe we should aim you at the Chinese." Margaret: (enters; to Hawkeye)"I'd like to talk to you." B.J.: "This oughta be good." Potter: "Your behavior is incomprehensible....And I think you DAMN WELL better do something about it! Now what do you think?' Hawkeye: "I think you're right." (Hawkeye exits.) Margaret: "I never got to say anything!"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 02-05-2019 at 06:58 PM.

01-26-2019, 12:23 PM	#253
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	Henry: "Can't you let my people go?" Trapper: "Hi, Frank." Frank: "A lot you care." Frank: "When that flag goes up the pole every morning, I go with it." Hawkeye: "We have a hell of a time at night folding him and putting him away." Trapper: "You know, I sometimes wonder about Frank and his wall-to-wall patriotism."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 02-05-2019 at 06:58 PM.

01-12-2019, 12:29 AM	#242
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 13,060	Hawkeye singing in the shower: "They asked me how I knew her brassiere was blue"

01-14-2019, 12:26 PM	#245
MA Zachery Ty Bryan Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 31,907	“There are so many things I was sure I’d have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what’s still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.” Margaret

01-17-2019, 06:52 PM	#246
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	B.J.: "Not a very fair war." Hawkeye: "Contradiction in terms."

01-17-2019, 06:54 PM	#247
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	Frank: "A captain can't give a major an order." Hawkeye: "Then it's a threat." Frank: "Well, that's different. It was a great war 'til you guys showed up."

01-17-2019, 06:56 PM	#248
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	Hawkeye: "This neighborhood's certainly falling apart." Potter: (to Klinger)"Into the cave with the rest of the bats."

01-18-2019, 06:40 AM	#249
MA Zachery Ty Bryan Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 31,907	Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority. Trapper: Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.

01-22-2019, 03:07 AM	#250
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 13,060	"Later, baby." "THAT'S MAJOR TO YOU!" "OK, later Major baby."

01-22-2019, 05:02 AM	#251
MA Zachery Ty Bryan Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 31,907	“Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can’t change rule number one.” - Henry Blake

01-26-2019, 12:25 PM	#254
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 10,707	Potter: "...you'll get a better yield." Hawkeye: ""And you'll land in jail." B.J.: "And his orchestra."

01-28-2019, 06:33 PM	#255
Yong Fang Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2009 Location: Memphis Tennessee Posts: 1,614	I saw a later episode when the Army forced the 4077th to “beautify” the camp to get equipment by a Colonel. When the Colonel came to see the results and Colonel Potter said “We worked harder than a woodpecker in a petrified forest.” That was classic. I’m using that line in the future.

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