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Old 04-26-2014, 04:43 PM   #121
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Love the ones where Dorothy name drops a random celebrity (Pam Dawber, Shelly Hack, Madonna, The Gatlin Brothers, etc.) in her snarky way.
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Old 08-22-2014, 09:12 PM   #122
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Blanche: "So, Rose, you're seeing a psychiatrist?" Sophia: "It's about time. The woman gives names to her gingerbread man."

Blanche: "God I wish I was dead."

Blanche: "I can't allow that to happen. It would be...un-Southern." Dorothy: "That's a good belle."
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(After Angela and Sophia have reconciled.)
Dorothy: "I don't believe this." Blanche: "I think it's sweet." Rose: "I think I'm gonna cry." Dorothy: "I think they should both be committed."
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Old 10-21-2014, 09:32 PM   #123
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My favorite quote from the entire series...

Blanche from the season 1 episode "Job Hunting":
"I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo."
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Sophia: "I found the tea rather moist as well."
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Dorothy: "Now Mr. P-feiffer, about the p-funer... about the FUNERAL..."
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If Sophia's Quotes From "The Golden Girls" Were Motivational Posters
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Default 26 Hilarious Things Rose Nylund Said On “The Golden Girls”

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"I'm not one to blow my own vetugenfluke."
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Sophia: "Any idiot knows that."
Rose: "I knew that."
Sophia: "See?"

Dorothy: "Where is the-the spirit of Christmas?"
Sophia: "Nieman-Marcus, ladies apparel, third floor."
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Dorothy: "Roooose, you tramp!"
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Dorothy:

"Ma.....the Bible's a done deal!"
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Old 12-04-2015, 12:36 AM   #131
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Blow it out your diddy bag...Sophia was my favorite!


Sophia says something smart.


Dorothy: shady pines ma
Sophia: right behind ya.
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Dorothy: "Why is it whenever my ship comes in, it's leaking?"
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Dorothy: "Ma why are you always tryin' to aggravate everyone?"
Sophia: "To relax."

Sophia: "One of the most popular birds in the barnyard."
Blanche: "THE most popular."
Sophia: "And the eighth-graders are seeing a play today about how to be that popular, safely."
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Rose: "No! I took the bull by the horns, turned him around and showed her what makes a bull a bull."

Blanche: "Honey didn't that give you a false impression of what a man would look like?"
Rose: "It sure did...can you imagine my surprise on my wedding night with Charlie? Boy, that bull would've been jealous."
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Dorothy: "Oh, Rose, you're a genius."
Sophia: "Boy, there's a sentence you don't hear every day."
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Blanche (to Dorothy): "This is like 'The Twilight Zone," somehow we got on a train that ended up in Rose's mind."

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