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Old 08-10-2014, 05:13 PM   #586
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A friend of mine forwarded me this story on Tumblr:


Back in 1996, I was obsessed with the movie The First Wives Club and I later saw on my family's Pay-Per-View offerings the "sequel" First Wives Club 2.

I was super excited to find this and I figured that my parents wouldn't mind so I decided to order it.





Shortly into it I noticed that a few things were off about this one:

- Why is this super low quality?
- How come nobody from the first movie is in this?
- Why does it mostly take place in a bedroom?
- Why is she taking off her clothes... wait, now why is he taking off his clothes?





An 11-year-old me wasn't ready for this, so I quickly turned it off and went up to my room to watch Rugrats. A couple of weeks passed after this and I thought that nothing would ever come of it, until...

It was unusually awkward for my family one night at the dinner table. My mother, who is usually very talkative, was just sitting there literally eating, while my step-dad and aunt were silently wondering what was going on.

My mother couldn't hold it in any longer and put down her fork and went, "I have something we need to discuss as a family. I got our cable bill today and I saw this on it," pointing to "First Wives Club 2 - Adult Entertainment Viewing".





I just put my head down and continued eating while the adults were looking at each other wondering who had purchased it.

My mother couldn't have done it because she was the one shocked at the bill.

My step-dad just listens to Kenny Rogers all day while working in his workshop (garage).

My aunt is an ultra-conservative whose best friend is a nun, Sister Mary.

Nobody even looked at me so I just let them wonder among themselves. My step-dad was probably wondering what his sister-in-law was into, while my aunt was thinking her brother-in-law is a perv.





My mother finally said, "Whatever, I don't care what either of you watch but I don't want pornography in the living room. What if she had seen it?" my mother went while pointing at innocent me.

All these years later I still never owned up to being the one whom purchased the porno. Why, you ask? Because this was the funniest thing that I've ever pulled.
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Saw this one online:

If an illegal immigrant fights a child molester, would it be Alien vs. Predator?
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