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Old 05-27-2018, 01:10 PM   #541
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Zack:Hum batter batter.Eh batter batter.Swing batter.
Jack:Zack.We're watching basketball.There's no batter.
Zack:Right.That was yesterday.Hum center center.Eh center center.Shoot center center
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Janet:That air condition better come soon because Terri & I are tired of sweating to death
Terri:We are so hot
Zack:That is so true
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Jack:Are you still down about Cindy dumping you?
Zack:Yeah.
Janet:It'll be alright.
Zack: Don't give me the speech about how it's better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all and that I'll always be a place in her heart as her first because she'll end doing the same thing with some Scottish guy name Pierre.
Terri: Pierre is French.
Zack:Wait.She's already met him?
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Zack:Hum batter batter.Eh batter batter.Swing batter.
Jack:Zack.We're watching basketball.There's no batter.
Zack:Right.That was yesterday.Hum center center.Eh center center.Shoot center center
They say Jack Tripper was the funniest character in Three's Company, but I disagree with that statement. Zack was the funniest character in Three's Company!
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Janet:That air condition better come soon because Terri & I are tired of sweating to death
Terri:We are so hot
Zack:That is so true
Couldn't have said it better myself!
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Jack:Are you still down about Cindy dumping you?
Zack:Yeah.
Janet:It'll be alright.
Zack: Don't give me the speech about how it's better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all and that I'll always be a place in her heart as her first because she'll end doing the same thing with some Scottish guy name Pierre.
Terri: Pierre is French.
Zack:Wait.She's already met him?
He sure knows how to call it, eh?
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Jack:Zack you need to help me choose between the 3 girls I'm interested in.
Zack: Do you mean the thief,the drug addict or the biker chick? My advice for you is for it to be like poker. Fold and start with a new hand because you're going to lose no matter what
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Zack: Do you mean the thief,the drug addict or the biker chick? My advice for you is for it to be like poker. Fold and start with a new hand because you're going to lose no matter what
Advice from Zack!
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Larry:Zack how would you like to buy a car?
Zack:I would rather take the bus
Larry:Why?
Zack: Because the last person I saw buy a car from you had an engine that sounded like he was signaling to be taken back to his home planet
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Jack: Zack my mom wasn't that bad to you.
Zack: Do you remember in her sending me a video a long time ago?
Jack: Yeah. She said it was to teach you that not everyone is a nice person although she never had me watch it.
Zack: It was a copy of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Zack: Because the last person I saw buy a car from you had an engine that sounded like he was signaling to be taken back to his home planet
*hears sound of alien ship heading towards Earth*
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Jack: Zack my mom wasn't that bad to you.
Zack: Do you remember in her sending me a video a long time ago?
Jack: Yeah. She said it was to teach you that not everyone is a nice person although she never had me watch it.
Zack: It was a copy of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Fact: John Larroquette narrated both Texas Chainsaw Massacres.
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Jack: Zack you have criticized the intelligence of my dates,but your first time didn't exactly have a high IQ either.
Zack: You dated our dumbest foreign exchange student ever.
Jack: I wouldn't say that.
Zack: She was from France,could only speak French and failed every class. Including French
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Jack: Zack you have criticized the intelligence of my dates,but your first time didn't exactly have a high IQ either.
Zack: You dated our dumbest foreign exchange student ever.
Jack: I wouldn't say that.
Zack: She was from France,could only speak French and failed every class. Including French
Chris Klein would probably enjoy playing the Zack Tripper character-especially since you had him in mind when writing it.
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Zack: Jack not being comfortable with me & Cindy together is making her question our relationship
Terri: Everything is going to be fine.
Furley: Yeah. But if things don't work out,I can always give you a few tips on how to pick up women.
Zack: If took tips from you,I would be lucky to get a girl from the back of an alley
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