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Old 09-08-2006, 10:27 AM   #331
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Terri:Zack,can we ask you a question?

Zack:Sure

Janet:FOr the passed year,you have beaten up all of the guys who wouldn't take no for an answer

Terri:You even lifted a 200+ pound guy over your head.How could could you do that when your back is broken?

Zack:I got a confession to make.After a couple month living here,my back healed up

Janet:Then why aren't you going back to wrestling?

Zack:Well I worked too hard to get my medical degree to just quit.Plus,I've grown attached to you girls

Both:Aww
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:50 AM   #333
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Jack:Zack,your date told me that you didn't except her invitation to go to her bedroom

Zack:Yeah,so what?

Larry:So what?That girl had a million dollar body

Zack: Along having a 10 cent brain
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:18 AM   #334
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Terri:Zack,aren't gonna wish me luck

Zack:No

All:No?

Zack:That's right

Terri:How come?

Zack:Because I know this guy is bad news

Terri:You're lying

Zack: Don't believe?Fine,but let me tell you this.If I find out that he's just gonna hurt you,wammo!(punches the front door down and off the hinges)You better fix that Mr.Furley(walk out)
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:26 PM   #335
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Zack:Instead of sleeping with every pretty girl you see,why don't you two find a girl,get to know each other better then after you and your girls have gotten to know each other for a couple months and have that feeling in your heart and not just in your pants,you have one heck of a night and know it was love not lust.What do you say about that?

Larry:Sounds like too much work

Jack:Yeah
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Old 10-27-2006, 02:02 PM   #336
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(Zack's abot to give a patient a flu shot)
Zack:OK in a second this will be all over

PAtient:Just make sure you don't get distracted

Zack:Sure,I'm a professional.There's nothing that can get me distracted

(Terri walks by)

Terri:Hi Zack

Zack:Hi Terri(gives the patient a shot in the neck instead of the arm

PAtient:OW!

Zack:Whoops.SOrry
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Old 11-27-2006, 12:13 PM   #337
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Jack:I'm going out on a date with a girl I just met and it might get creepy.I will call you if it was and I'll need help.Now who are you gonna call?

Zack:Um Ghostbusters?
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Old 11-28-2006, 08:01 PM   #338
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Jack:Mom,I'm sorry I didn't reconize you.You look lovely

Zack:Now you're telling lies?You're as as that guy who wrote that article
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Old 12-15-2006, 01:19 PM   #339
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(a christmas song is playing)
Terri: Do you like this song,Zack?

Zack:Yeah I like all Christmas songs except one

Terri:Which one

Zack: "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus."Whoever wrote that song is sick.WHo wants to hear a song about a kid seeing his or her mom making out with Santa?
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Old 12-28-2006, 10:23 AM   #340
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Jack:I can give up girls

Zack:Oh yeah right.Remember when we were teenagers and filling out job applications?At the part where it said "sex",you put "Yes please"

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Jack: (looking at Joey)Oh my God!

Zack:Yeah.It's the skinny blonde version of the "8th Wonder Of The World" Andre The Giant!
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Troubleshooter: (picksup his hat and see a cat)That's a cat!

Zack:Wow what trick.Instead of a rabbit coming out of a hat,it's a cat!

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Jack:So Zack,how come you quit wrestling?

Zack:Because I got injured during a match with Bret Hart when I was in the Sharpshooter too long and injured my back

Jack:I guess when you slept with a girl,she had to be on top

Zack:Jack,I only slept with one girl at the time and you knew her.She also told me that one time you fell down the stairs and hurt your leg

Jack:So?

Zack:Well if you keep saying things like you said,there's a possibility that will happen again but this time won't be an accident

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Terri:What if he doesn't like me?What doesn't think I'm not good enough to date?

Zack:Terri,relax

Terri:But what if I screw up and he'll think I'm a loser

Zack:No he's not

Terri:And then he'll tell reporters and they'll put it in a magazine or newspaper and everyone will know and(Zack starts passionately kissing her)....I feel much better

Zack:Good(slaps her on the butt).Have a good time
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(As Zack & Cindy are making out on the couch,the trio come in)
Jack:Hey Zack

Girl:Hey Cindy

(they shockingly come back out)

Jack: Zack?!

Girls: Cindy?!

Cindy:I guess they finally found out

Zack:Yeah

Jack:What is going on here?

Zack:Well in case you didn't know,me & Cindy have been dating for while

Janet:A while?

Terri:How long is a while?

Cindy:About a month

All:A month?!

Zack:Yeah.We bumped into each other on the college campus and started getting to know each other.

Cindy:Then we started dating

Jack:After seeing you two make out on the couch,I'm never going to feel as comfortable on it as I did before

Zack:I guess you can also say the same about your bedroom
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Janet:Zack,it's up to us to try to get those moms to change their minds and let Jack & Terri stay.

Zack:You mean I gotta be out there with my aunt?

Janet:It's the only way to let Jack & Terri to stay.

Zack: Fine but normally I wouldn't be this close to my aunt without a tetnis shot
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