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Old 03-16-2006, 03:54 PM   #301
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Jack:Zack,I know that you like helping out the girls by beating up their boyfriends who are causing trouble,but aren't you afraid that one day there will be a guy that you won't be able to beat up?

Zack:JAck,are you kidding?Do you know what I've been through in my life.My parents died when I was 12 and I had to live with you and your parents,I had to sleep either in the basement or a closet,I was in the real world whe I was 16 when I was emancipated,I trained to become a wrestler and studied for classes in college at the same time,I moonsaulted off the top of a 15 foot steel cage on to a guy and we both are still alive,I got a career ending injury and still got to become a doctor.I ZACK TRIPPER,I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!
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(Terri's playing her violin while Zack is reading his magazine as Jack walks in)
Jack:TERRI!Terri,that was really good

Terri:Why thank you Jack

Jack:You cleared up all of my sinuses

Terri: Well.(About to go into her room,but stops and goes back to the arm of the couch where Zack is sitting)Zack,do you like me playing the violin?

Zack:

Terri:That's all I need to hear(goes into her room)

Janet:Zack,did actually think she was good?

Zack: (takes out earplugs)I'm sorry,Janet.Did you say something?
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Jack Goes To The Dentist
Janet:Terri,how come you came home so late?

Terri:I couldn't say no

Both :WHAT?!

Terri: He wanted to go window shopping

Zack:Who goes shopping for windows late at night?
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Zack:That was the worst date ever.Jack,don't ever set me up with another date.

Jack:Why?

Zack:All I did was bring her flowers and candy,and she layed on the table screaming "Take me!Take me!"

Larry:What kind of flowers and where can I get them?
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Janet Wigs Out
Terri:Janet has wearing that wig a lot lately

Jack:Yeah,she even wore it with me in the shower

Terri:

Jack:We were scrubbing tiles

Zack:Why were acting shocked,Terri?We took a shower together once

Jack:What?!

Zack:Hey,I saw the water bill last month and I had to find some way of how to save money on water.What a way to save money

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(seeing Jack,Cindy & Larry running back & forth)
Zack:Anbody else feel like we're an episode of Benny Hill?
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Urban Plowboy
(The gang's getting ready to go to sleep,and Zack picks to sleep above where Janet & Terri are sleeping)

Janet:Zack

Zack:Yes?

Terri:What are you doing sleeping above us?

Zack:Haven't you seen Snoopy in comics?That's how he sleeps

Jack:I thought you hated the Charlie Brown comic stips

Zack:I don't like Charlie Brown because he's such a clutz who doesn't even know how to kick a football.Snoopy is cool

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Jack:Janet,that didn't take you long.Don't stop,I love haveing my ear nibbled.Janet,this isn't like you

Janet:Jack,who are you talking to?

Jack:Terri,I should've know it was you from your hot breath

Terri:Jack,what are you talking about?

Jack:Zack,that better not be you

Zack: Don't even think about it
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Jack: Don't touch that,you don't know where that thing has been

Zack:I'm sure that's what most of the girls say to others about you and Larry

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Zack:Larry,do you actually think that sleeping with a girl is the only thing there is when it comes to love?

Larry:Yeah.What else is there?

Zack:How about real love like just having fun like going out with the person,and waiting until you really get to know the person?

Larry: What kind of guy around here does that?

Zack:Me.You got a problem with that?

Larry: Um no,I respect that you wait for a girl you get to know.Well bye(runs up to his apartment)

Zack:And that's how you get rid of someone who annoys you sometimes

Terri:

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Jack Goes To The Dentist
Terri:He said I look like Bugs Bunny

Zack:Why should you care?He looks like Elmer Fudd
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Jack's DOuble Date
Janet:So how are you feeling,Jack?

Terri:Yeah.How's it going with you going without girls this week?

Jack:I'm cool.There's no sign of me not being cool about this

Zack: (off camera)OWWWW!

Terri:Zack,what's wrong?

Zack:There's no cold water.No wonder Jack's staying cool.He took all of the cold water from the shower!
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(Furley asks the kids to take care of Bart's bird,O.J. while he's gone,but some how the bird gets out,and they chase after him,.While catching their breath,they go into the Regal Beagle.)
Larry:Hey guys,why are you all so tired out?

Jack:Furley's bird,O.J. got out of the apartment

Larry:So

Terri:Larry,if we don't get the bird back,Mr.Furley will lose his job and we'll be evicted

Larry:Just calm down & relax

Zack:CALM DOWN?HOW CAN WE RELAX?O.J.'S LOOSE!

All Customers:

Zack:Why are people so scared about a bird flying around?
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Larry:I have finally found the woman of my dreams

All: Not again

Larry:What's wrong with you guys

Jack:Larry you've said that all this week.You said that about the blonde

Terri:The brunette

Janet:The redhead

Larry:Come on.I have a feeling about this one

Zack:Well was this feeling you had about her in your pants?
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