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Old 08-17-2005, 05:28 PM   #226
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Zack:Terri,don't get yourself upset because of that jackass

Terri:I can't help it,I thought he was the one

Zack:You know I've been heart broken over girls dumping me and this song probably is how you feel.(puts his guitar on and starts playing and singing)Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Terri:That is how I feel,but that's not the color of my eyes

Zack:Ok(sings again)Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these blue eyes
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Stuck Together
Zack:Oh man,I gotta go to the bathroom

Terri:Oh no you don't

Zack:Fine,you don't have to look.Anyone got a blindfold?

Larry:I do(pulls one out of his pocket)
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Old 08-20-2005, 09:55 AM   #228
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Lies My Roomate Told Me
Jack:Janet,would you actually believe that I would romance one of my roomates?That goes against our ground rules

Zack:Yeah,you shouldn't worry about Jack,you should worry about me wanting to romance either you or Terri
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Old 08-21-2005, 03:50 PM   #229
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(if Jack & Janet accidently fixed both Zack & Terri up with dates that were murderers)
Zack:Thanks a lot Jack.Of all the people to fix us up with,you had to pick "Bonny & Clyde".This is why I hate blind dates and fix ups
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Old 08-22-2005, 09:11 AM   #230
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The Charming Stranger
Jack:That must've been some bump.Lose anything else of yours,Terri?

Zack: pissed: (punches him in the arm)

Jack:Ow!What was that for?

Zack:Oh I think you know why

Leslie:I think I know why.It's because

Zack:Hey Leslie.Let me show you our kitchen(drags him into the kitchen).What do you think you're doing?

Leslie:I think you did it because you love her

Zack:Shh!Keep it down.Yes you're right.I do

Leslie:Then why don't you tell her

Zack:You don't know our rules for living together.One of our rules is that we can't date our roomates.Eventhough it would be kinda hot if Janet & Terri dated .But that's beside the point.Please don't tell anyone please

Leslie: Don't worry,you have my word

Zack:Thanks Leslie
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:10 AM   #231
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Hair Today,Gone Tomorrow
Jack:Terri,what am I gonna do with you?

Terri:Anything you want

Zack: (to Mike The Bartender)I wish she would once say that to me

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Zack:Good morning.Isn't a beautiful day?The sun is shining,the birds are singing.What a wonderful way to start the day.I love you(kisses Janet) and I love you(kisses Terri).I love you all

Jack:Zack,I've never seen you like this.When you moved into my house as a kid,everyday you would say "another day towards my grave"

Zack:I've never lived with to gorgeous girls

Girls:Aww

Terri:You've been hear a whole week,and haven't tried to make a move on us.Why is that?

Zack:I always have the urge to do that but I don't

Janet:How do you stop yourself?

Zack:I think what would Jack do?Then do the opposite

(The girls laugh)
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Jack:Hi Terri

Terri:Hi Jack

Jack:Terri,where's Zack?

Terri:In your room playing with his guitar

Jack:That's sick!He's doing that on my bed?

Terri:Jack,you should be ashamed of what you just said.He's just been singing sad songs with his guitar all day.Listen

Zack: (singing while playing his guitar)I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...

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Old 09-09-2005, 04:26 PM   #234
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Terri:How are you doing,Zack?

Zack:Great!I'm glad that I went with you

Terri:I'm glad to hear that

Zack:I even made a song.Wanna hear it?

Terri:Sure

Zack:OK(plays his guitar and sings)I can't be the only one who's learned
I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think about me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
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Old 09-10-2005, 01:17 PM   #235
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Terri:Goodbye,Bret

Bret:But Terri

Zack:SHE SAID GOODBYE,BRET!
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Zack:Larry,I think that you should be in the World Record Book

Larry:Why?

Zack:You've said "I've found the woman of my dreams" more than anyone
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Jack:Zack,why are you acting like a baby?

Zack:Because you won't let me go with you & Larry to the Lakers game

Jack:I promise I'll get tickets to the next game.Now give me my foam finger

Zack:No

Jack:Come on Zack,give me the finger

Zack:You wanna rephrase that?
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Janet:What was that?

Terri:I was just trying to sound friendly

Janet:Friendly?You sounded naked!

Zack:Either we're gonna get a lot of calls or a lot of horny guys are gonna run over here after hearing that message
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Lies My Roomate Told Me
Janet:I'm sure you went out with guys like that before

Terri:Oh yeah.Ones who can't take no for an answer

Zack: (sarcastically)Oh sure.It's always the guys who can't take no for an answer

Janet:What are you talking about,Zack?

Zack:There are women that I went out with that can't take no for an answer

Terri:You really mean that?

Zack:Yeah.One time I was taking a shower and a girl cornered me.I had to run out of the room without any clothes and getting whistles until I found my robe and put it on

Janet:Wow

Terri:I guess there are women like that

Zack:I told you.No one else believes me.They say Fred Sanford's catchphrase,"You big dummy!" They think only men are sex maniacs

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Jack:I just haven't found Ms.Right

Zack: Yeah,he's only found Ms.Right Now
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