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Old 05-14-2008, 09:43 PM   #76
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Sophia: Jean is a lesbian.
Blanche: What's so bad about that?
Sophia: You're not surprised?
Blanche: Well I haven't known any personally but ain't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.

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Old 05-14-2008, 11:53 PM   #77
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Dorothy to Blanche:

"Hey Blanche have you heard the lastest ad campaign for the navy"Join the Navy, see the world and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!" and the army "Be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!", and the marines are looking for a few good men who HAVENT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEVEREAUX!!""

That's one of my favorites. There are so many great ones.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:53 PM   #78
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Good one i watched last night:

Dorothy:"Hello Rose, .........uh Rose could you tell me offhand if 911 is the correct number for a straight jacket?"
Rose: "Dorothy, I can explain".
Dorothy: "I know, thats the scary part."


Rose: "I just dont understand, none of these chickens have any musical talent"
Dorothy: "Its a sad thing, most of the young chickens these days are spending too much time playing video games".
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:21 PM   #79
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Blanche explaining to Rose what a metaphor is: It's like when I say Men are blinded by my beauty, they're not really blinded, they get their sight back in a day or two".
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Ep when the girls went on Wake up Miami:

Host: Ah, we have a question from the audience"
Ma: "This is directed to Dorothy's lover, .....how do people treat you now that you are a lesbian?"
Blanche: "Well, most people dont know".
Ma: "Really? I would have guessed right off".
Ma: "Next question to Dorothy.... What kind of pain and suffering has all this caused your mother?"
Dorothy: I dont know, but I'll be sure to ask her next time I visit her at .....THE HOME."
Ma: "Ahh,..... no more questions".
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:45 PM   #81
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Just reading these quotes has me laughing hysterically!
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:28 PM   #82
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Rose (entering kitchen): "'Miami's sordid sex scene: Who's to blame?'" Dorothy (points at Blanche): "That's her; she's the one." Rose: "Oh no this isn't about Blanche."

Blanche: "Sophia there's somethin' I don't understand. Now you're always a bit - ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean that's part of your charm." Sophia: "Thank you, you bed-hopping relic." (Blanche pops Sophia's balloon.)

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Old 08-26-2008, 09:12 PM   #83
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I like Blanche talking about making out with her sister's boyfriend to get back at her sister for borrowing a sweater without asking
I hardly left a mark on that boy
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Old 02-22-2009, 11:55 PM   #84
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Blanche: Well I am abhorred!
Sophia: We know what you are Blanche!
Blanche: Sophia, I said abhorred.
Sophia: Abhorred, A slut, same thing!


Sophia (Walks in the kitchen): Hurray up Dorothy, its time for Temple.
Dorothy: But Ma, its Tuesday, and were Catholic.
Sophia: Oh yeah, it that case, bacon and eggs!


Sophia: Dorothy take a look at my dentures.
Dorothy: Why Ma?
Sophia: I soaked them in Palmolive last night!
Dorothy: Ma, I think your mixing up Madge and Martha Raye again!


Furthur dialog to the Jean loves Rose episode:

Blanche: I don't think you should tell Rose, why she isn't as worldly and sophisticated about these things as IIIII am!

Sophia: Absolutely not, It'll break her heart to find out Danny Thomas was a lesbian!

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Old 08-04-2009, 09:00 PM   #85
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Quote:
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Some other funny quotes from the series:
Dorothy: Ma, Rose isn't talking to me.
Sophia: Enjoy it while it lasts. Now good night.
Blanche: Honey, oh hi Dorothy. Could I talk to you?
Sophia: No, go away.
Blanche: But I can't sleep Sophia and it's all because Rose isn't talking to me.
Sophia: I could care less now get out of my room.
Rose: Sophia?
Sophia: I'm not in. Wait for the beep then leave a message. Beep!
Rose: Hi, this is Rose.
Sophia: Rose, shut up and get in here.
Rose: I see you're with two double crossing ex friends of mine. I'll come back later.
Sophia: What do you think this is the 711? I'm not open all night.
Dorothy: Rose, we feel terrible about what we've done.
Sophia: What've you done?
Blanche: We're really sorry.
Sophia: Sorry about what?
Rose: Sorry isn't good enough. How can I ever trust you again?
Sophia: Trust who?
Dorothy: Please Rose, let's not talk about trust after the terrible things you wrote.
Sophia: Will someone please tell me about what the HELL you're talking about?
Dorothy: Blanche and I read Rose's diary.
Blanche: And she wrote some terrible things about us in there.
Rose: About you? I didn't write about you. I didn't even know you when I kept that diary.
Dorothy: What are you talking about?
Rose: That was my four h diary. I kept it one summer when I was raising two pigs for the country fair.
Blanche: You kept a diary about raising two pigs?
Rose: You know another way how to get a four h pig diary badge?

What episode is this from? I cannot recall it...

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Old 08-07-2009, 11:20 AM   #86
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Arceny and Old lace (at least I think that's the title) It's the one with Mickey Rooney. The main story was that Sophia was dating a gangster who wasn't really a gangster. The second story that this dialogue belongs to, is that Blanche and Dorothy read Rose's diary and they all went to Sophia's room to talk about it.
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I can't get over how many few quotes there are about Stan!

Stan: Don't thank me, thank your mother. There aren't too many women who could swallow their pride after what went down between us. You're awesome babe.
Dorothy: GRROOWWLLLLL


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Blanche: You know what the worst part about getting older is?
Dorothy: Your face, Rose's hands?

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Rose: Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.

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Mr. Pfeiffer: Oh, isn't that nice, the three of you planning ahead for mother.
Sophia: Hey Puh-feiffer, how would you like a punch in your puh-face?

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As well as any moment with Stan!
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:49 PM   #88
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I always liked quotes that made fun of other shows or movies. After Sophia wakes up in the hospital in "Bang the Drum," she says "I survived war, disease, and two seasons of Designing Women."

When Rose is waiting for Bob Hope to call in "You Gotta Have Hope," I love Dorothy saying "This is not Miracle on 34th Street."

And one of my favorites I can't pronounce, or write. Miles has just left after bringing Sophia and Rose home from the ballroom (Dancing in the Dark) and Rose leans against the door babbling in her St. Olaf language about how hot he is. Something like "helder-va-ga-va-gerfluven-huven." She just looks so smitten, which makes her look pretty.
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[quote=JL82]I always liked quotes that made fun of other shows or movies. After Sophia wakes up in the hospital in "Bang the Drum," she says "I survived war, disease, and two seasons of Designing Women."

I thought it was "...and two Darrins on Bewitched", but that may have been a different time.
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Old 08-29-2009, 01:47 PM   #90
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From the first season:

After Blanche and her date walk in the front door and set off the burglar alarm, and Rose walks out and shoots Blanche's vase.

Sophia: I manage to live 80, 81 years, I survive pnomonia, 2 operations, a stroke...one night I'll beltch and "Stable Mabel" here will blow my head off.
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