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Old 02-20-2018, 04:39 PM   #796
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Two carpenters named Bill and Ed are working on a project together, nailing something into place, and making small talk about the Winter Olympics. "My cousin competed in the Winter Olympics as a skier once," Bill says.

"Which Winter Olympiad was that?" Ed asks.

"1994," says Bill.

"Oh," Ed replies, "Lillehammer?"

"No," Bill says, "all I got is this big one!"
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Two dogs were walking down the street. The first dog turned to the second and complained: "My life is a mess, my owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I'm as nervous as a cat."

The second dog replied: "Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?"

First dog: "I can't, I'm not allowed on the couch!"
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Three things you'll never hear a redneck say:

1 The tires on that truck are too big.
2. I can't drink another beer.
3. Duct tape won't hold it together.
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1 The tires on that truck are too big.
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A man is on trial for armed robbery. The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clear his throat and announces, “Not guilty.”

The defendant leaps to his feet. “Awesome!” he shouts. “Does that mean I get to keep the money?”
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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha**! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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A prosecutor asks a defendant where he was on the night of February 30, when the theft he's charged for took place. The defendant replies that there is no February 30.

"Oh," says the prosecutor, "did you steal that as well?"
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How do cats get over a fight?

They Hiss and make up.
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What did the conductor say to the orchestra when he/she greeted them?

Cello everyone!
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What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas.
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What did Tennessee? What did Delaware? I don't know, Alaska!
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What did Delaware? Her New Jersey!
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