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(The NY Rangers beat the Washington Capitals 3-2.)
(Ralph & Ed are in the poolroom. They are all excited.) Ed: "WHAT A GAME RALPH-IE BOY! THE RANGERS TIED THE GAME WITH SIX SECONDS LEFT AND WON IN OT." Ralph: "I bet those Capitals are feeling pretty glum right now. Hahahaha." Ed: "When I saw you jumping up and down, I was scared that you were going to have a heart attack." Ralph: "Oh, you are going to get it Norton." Ed: "We are TWO wins away from a Rangers/Devils third round." Ralph: "I bet that Joe Fenstablau must ke throwing furniture all over his apatment much like Garrity is." Ed: "We should make a toast to those poor, misguided souls." Ralph: "It just shows what hard work does. It pays off. I have been working hard all my life though and it hasn't paid off yet. But, it will. When I retire, I am moving right down to Miami Beach." (Audience cheers.) Ed: "Me too. I will move down with you but maybe I will get transfered down to the sewer down there too. That water must be great." (Audience cheers.) Ralph: "What will happen when the Rangers and the Devils meet in the third round?" (They both sing a song about the Rangers and Devils.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.) |
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