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05-02-2012, 11:15 AM
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(a guy Terri is seeing keeps doing romantic things to try to keep her interested in him due to thinking something is going on between her & Zack) Zack: (sees a picture on the table)What's this? Terri:It's just something that guy I've been seeing drew me. Zack:Why? Terri:Well he's trying to act all charming to make make me wanna keep dating him because he thinks there's something going between us everytime he sees us together just because we live in the same apartment Zack:So if we go to the Regal Beagle later and he sees us there,what's he gonna do?Draw you another picture?
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05-07-2012, 04:03 PM
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(Zack getting into a shout battle with a guy from across the street) Guy:Hey Tripper!You're gonna be alone for the rest of your life while my son is getting married! Zack:What is gonna be?The bride or the groom?!(the guy tries to throw something at Zack,but he dodges it)You missed me!(he throws something else but Zack dodges it)You missed me again! |
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06-06-2012, 02:01 PM
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Jack:Zack you believe me.Do you? Zack:Of course. Jack:Really? Zack:Yeah.Jack we've known each other our entire lives.Plus if you were to lie to Terri & Janet,I'm sure you could come up with a better lie since your best friend is a used car salesman. |
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06-08-2012, 07:53 AM
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Why the hell didn't Three's Company give Jack Tripper a cousin named Zack Tripper? |
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06-27-2012, 07:07 AM
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Larry:Hey Jack
Jack:Hey Larry.What's going on? Larry:I just bumped into Gretchen Jack:Gretchen?Greedy Gretchen? Larry:Yeah.She told me that Zack turned her down Jack:What?Hey Zack Zack:Yeah? Jack:Why did you turn down Gretchen? Zack:Because she acts like one of those girls who are easy like a sunday morning Larry:And? Zack:I'm STD free and I plan to stay that way Last edited by Chain Gang Member : 07-14-2012 at 12:56 PM. |
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06-27-2012, 10:11 PM
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Zack is a smart guy! |
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06-30-2012, 04:44 PM
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Zack:So Jack.How's everything going with your girlfriend? Jack:She's not my girlfriend. Zack:Yeah.You say that until you become WE people. Jack:WE people? Zack:Yeah."WE can't make it to the party","WE never miss a match","WE don't like the color purple" Jack:We only had two dates. Zack:Like I said,WE. |
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07-01-2012, 09:02 PM
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08-28-2012, 12:30 PM
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Mrs.Tripper:Jack you're coming back with me to San Diego. Zack:No he's not. Mrs.Tripper:Of course he is.Why wouldn't he? Zack:He's a grown man who can make his own decisions.Plus I don't think it's possible for you both to fly away together on your broomstick. |
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10-02-2012, 11:09 AM
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(at the gym) Larry:I'll hold the punching bag for you. Zack:I don't know if this will get all of my emotions out of my body. Larry:Sure it will.Just visualize something that really annoys you and hit it as hard as you can. Zack:I would but the bag is in the way |
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11-03-2012, 12:53 PM
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Guy: Do you know what happened at the Regal Beagle when the robber came in stole the money? Zack:Oh yeah.We were sitting at the table talking about our day at work and then this weird guy came in.We then felt sorry for him so we decided to help him get a job as a cab driver All:  Zack:And as he was trying to get the first question right,he kept ask us the the question slower & slower because our answer was "slow down"  Jack:Zack! Zack:What? Janet:That didn't happen to us? Zack:It didn't? Larry:It happened on a TV show Terri:Taxi. Zack:Oh.Then I don't know what happened but that show was classic |
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