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(Ralph just watched the game.)
Ralph: "How could the Devils do this Alice? How could they blow a three goal lead?" Alice: "You are asking me?" Ralph: "Yeah. I am asking you." Alice: "Oh, you think that I am a hockey analyst." Ralph: "Ooooooh. Boy, for that team to blow a lead like that, it has got to be deflating. All I know is if I was on that team, I would be sure to capitalize on the lead." Alice: "Are you sure you would be able to Ralph? If you got knocked down by a hockey player, you would spend a long time getting back up." Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Alice. A regular riot." (Ed comes down.) Ed: "Hey Ralph, I just saw the shocker of the year. The Devils blowing a three game lead. Let's give credit where credit is due." Ralph: "Yeah, the Devils played great during the first few minutes." Ed: "No, I am talking about the Panthers. The Panthers coming back and winning by scoring four goals." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!" (Audience cheers.) |
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