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Old 09-07-2009, 06:35 PM   #1
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can someone please tell me the words to The M*A*S*H Theme Song.
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can someone please tell me the words to The M*A*S*H Theme Song.
The song is called "Suicide is Painless"

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

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that suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without the ever present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say

[REFRAIN]

the only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat

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The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works it's way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?

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'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please
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The song w/ lyrics was sung in the movie twice
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