Sophia: I need the money for my old age.
Dorothy: Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.
Dorothy: Blanche, are you sure you're pregnant?
Blanche: I just did a home pregnancy test - it's right here.
Rose: It looks like a perfume sample.
Dorothy: Put it behind your ears, Rose.
Dorothy: You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Sophia: My hiney's asleep.
Dorothy: Fine, we'll keep our voices down.