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Old 03-25-2009, 12:07 AM   #103
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Johm Wayne only won 1 oscar in his entire career-in 1969; as best actor, for the movie "TRUE GRIT". (good movie)
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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