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Old 03-23-2009, 03:12 AM   #94
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the author of the book MASH was really a surgeon in a MASH unit during the korean war. He got the idea for the book when he was having dinner one night with another doctor and nurse who served with him, met and got married after the war.
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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