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Old 06-25-2006, 08:27 PM   #4
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(the show returns to find Dorothy and Rose waiting for Blanche to return from her date. Technically Dorothy is the only one up. If you catch my drift.)


Dorothy: (looking at Rose) This is unbelieveable. This is really unbelieveable, that a woman can just sleep anywhere. Well besides Blanche.

(Just then Blanche walks in and her heels wake up Rose.)

Blanche: Hi girls.

Dorothy: My talking couldn't wake you up Rose? This is really unbelieveable.

Rose: How was your date Blanche?

Blanche: Wonderful!! We had the greatest time.

Dorothy: She means before you went to the motel.

Blanche: I mean it, I had a nice time, where's Lucus?

Dorothy: Sleeping, he had a rough day.

Rose: Yeah, sitting on your fanny all day can wipe a person out.

Dorothy: For you information Rose, he's been car shopping this week. I need a new car.

Blanche: There's Nothing wrong with your car.

Dorothy: Let's just say, Lucus and I wore it out in the past 2 weeks.

Rose: Wore it out how Dorothy?

Blanche: OOOOH Dorothy Zbornak I don't believe what I'm hearing.

Rose: I can't believe you just called her Dorothy Zbornak.

Blanche: Did I call you that? Oh, I apologize.

Rose: Dorothy, how's Stan doing anyway?

Dorothy: The last I heard from him was when his new invention took off the ground.

Blanche: What was that?

Dorothy: Oxy-duster.

Rose: We won't ask.

Blanche: How are the kids?

Dorothy: Michael has his own record label, and Kate has become a lawyer.

Blanche: Rebecca finally got married. To a handsome doctor.

Dorothy: Rose, how are your kids doing?

Rose: (Snoring)

Dorothy: Let's leave her here.

Blanche: Let's go.

(The next morning, Rose is still at the table when the girls and Lucus walk in)

Lucus: This is so unreal. Rose get up.

Rose: Oh, not again. This is serious.

Blanche: I just realized something. The schedule Rose was on could be the problem.

Lucus: What schedule?

Dorothy: I remember, wasn't Rose working at McDonalds at night, like 6-12

Lucus: But that was like 3 years ago.

Blanche: But it still could have affected her sleeping patterns.

Rose: When I was working there, I would be drinking like 4 cups of coffee a night. Then on the way home, I drink another cup.

Blanche: What time were you getting asleep?

Rose: Like around 3 or 4.

Dorothy: And if you didn't get enough sleep, then you'd fall asleep even later in the day.

Lucus: Problem solved. Who wants coffee?

(The scene changes and the girls are sitting out on the Linai)

Rose: Dorothy, tell us how Sophia died.

Dorothy: (Sighs) Well she had a second stroke. This time it took, completely, both sides of her brain. God I miss that woman.

Rose: Miles died from a heart attack. But at least this time it wasn't when we were making love. It was on the way home from the grocery store, I was so scared. Two husbands, two heartattacks, two broken spririts.

Blanche: At least we're still here together, together forever.


(Goes to commercial)
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