I wish I did, so I could understand Gregory Sierra's Spanish rants on Barney Miller, Sanford & Son, and Soap!!
But I digress. My dad has actually taught Spanish, as well as German.
There was a storyline on Days of Our Lives years ago where the teenagers went to Puerto Rico for some class trip. One of the kids said, "I only know two words in Spanish - taco and bell."
"Jesus loves you and He approves this message."
"I'm alive. I'm feeling good. I'm trying to live every moment as much as I can." - Valerie Harper, March 2013