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Old 10-09-2009, 07:45 PM   #102
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Miles: I've never met anyone quite like Rose
Sophia: Check the cornfield on Hee Haw

Dorothy: You're lying Ma
Rose: Be positive Dorothy
Dorothy: Ok, I'm positive you're lying

Rose: Ok, let's try it with Dorothy..Dorothy Dorothy Mo Morthy...
Car screeches to a halt
Dorothy: Get out Rose

Dorothy: What me and Eddie have is under the sheets
Rose: What's under the sheets?
Dorothy: His cappuccino maker

Truby: My husband passed this past winter
Rose: Passed what?
Dorothy: A slow moving Winnebago

Rose: When I was younger I was known as the Dancing Fool.
Dorothy: How old were you when they dropped the "Dancing" part?

Dorothy: Do I look like I just fell off the back of the turnip truck?
Rose: No. But you do look like the woman who used to drive it.

Cousin Sven: What about my clothes?
Sophia: They're ugly

Sophia: Rose, I found my lucky handkerchief.
Rose: Where was it?
Sophia: It was in my bra.
Rose: What was it doing in your bra?
Sophia: I was blowing my breast, Rose.
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