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Old 05-02-2006, 04:57 AM   #34
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Here are a few more of my favs:

Rose is making breakfast and Sophia walks in. After the initial "Good morning, how are you", Rose asks Sophia if she wants some breakfast.
Rose:"You want some breakfast?"
Sophia: "Not if you're making it."
Rose: "Oh come on, it's an old family favorite. Chocolate chip pancakes, made with brown sugar, honey whipped cream, and maple syrup."
Sophia: "Rose if God wanted man to eat like that, he would have handed him his teeth in a baggie."

Same eppy:

Dorothy: "Morning everybody. Rose I hope you don't mind, I borrowed your golf glove. I have a date to play today."
Blanche: "With a man?"
Dorothy: "No Blanche, with a Venus Flytrap. Of course with a man."

More from this same eppy:
This is after Dorothy has told everyone that she is golfing with Raymond and how she met him.

Dorothy: "You know what girls. I really like him and I think he likes me."
Sophia: "Just don't ruin it and sleep with him."
Dorothy: "Of course not, Ma. I only do that with men I plan to scar psychologically."

I will post more later. I have so many.
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