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Old 01-27-2006, 05:40 AM   #12
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Here are a few of my favorites...

In this episode Dorothy leaves on a trip and she leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia. As soon as Dorothy leaves Sophia leans against the door.

Sophia: "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk."

In this episode Dorothy's friend Jean visits and we find out that she is a lesbian. Sophia and Dorothy are in bed talking about her and Dorothy mentions that Jean fell in love with Rose and they start laughing. Blanche walks in.

Blanche: "What's so going on?"
Dorothy and Sophia: "Nothing."
Blanche: "Come on, I heard you in here laughing. What's so funny?"
Sophia: "Well for starters, Jean is a lesbian."
Dorothy: "Ma!"
Blanche: "What's so funny about that?"
Sophia: "You mean you aren't surprised?"
Blanche: "Of course not. I've never met any personally but isn't Danny Thomas one?"
Dorothy: "Not Lebanese Blanche, lesbian."

In this episode Blanche thinks she is pregnant but it's actually menopause. When she first tells the girls, I love Sophia's comeback.

Sophia: "If it's a boy she can name it after it's father. Rick, Joe, Bob, Don, Dave."

I will post more later.
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