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Old 06-24-2005, 10:57 PM   #2
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1.Rose: What's gonna happen when there is only one of us left?
Sophia: Don't worry. I can take care of myself

2.Rose: Dorothy, you're the smart one, and Blanche, you're the sexy one, and Sophia, you're the old one, and I'm the nice one. Everybody always likes me.
Sophia: The old one isn't so crazy about you.

3.Sophia: There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it.

4.Rose enters from the kitchen with a pan in her hands: Do you want to see my vanskap kaka?
Sophia: As long as I don't have to show you mine.

5.Rose: Cooking, Dorothy?
Dorothy: No, Rose, I'm developing pictures for the Magellan Space Program

6.Blanche: Why, Rose, that's the law of the jungle!
Sophia: Thank you, Sheena, queen of the slut people.

7.Rose: You know, Sophia, your problem at work reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf.
Sophia: Please. Dust reminds you of something that happened back in St. Olaf.

8.Dorothy: Ma, you couldn't sleep either?
Sophia: No, I was sleeping so well, I thought I'd try it in the sink.

9.Dorothy: What happened?
Blanche: She shot my vase.
Dorothy: What are you doing shooting, are you crazy?!
Rose: I heard a noise, I thought it was robbers.
Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!

& I believe my all-time FAVORITE quote is:

10.Sophia: I ate life once, not a bad cereal, when we are done with the shreaded wheat lets give it a try again!

Dorthy: ma' go to bed

Sophia: maybe ill have a bowl of shreaded wheat now, that way we will be closer to the life!
Sofia: I'm in my Twilight-Years
Dorthy: Your in The Twiligh-Light zone!

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