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Old 04-10-2007, 03:39 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by OKCRay
Rose: Sophia why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Forgive me Rose, but I haven't had sex in 13 years and it's starting to get on my nerves!
That line cracks me up every time!! Gotta love Sophia!!

Another one:

After the girls get arrested for prostitution and Sophia comes to bail them out - (and I probably don't have this word for word)

Sophia:I can't believe it!
Dorothy: Ma, we're innocent!
Sophia:I know that, I can't believe these dumb cops would think that someone would pay money to sleep with the 3 of you!

Another one - again, I probably don't have it word for word

When Blanche gives the girls a calendar called "The Men of Blanche's Boudoir", naked pictures of men who have brought Blanche some sort of pleasure. Dorothy sees the guy on September(or whatever month it was) and says "Whoa!". Blanche says "September?" and Dorothy says "Yep". Then Sophia says "I'm surprised you were able to walk in October!"
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