Good one i watched last night:
Dorothy:"Hello Rose, .........uh Rose could you tell me offhand if 911 is the correct number for a straight jacket?"
Rose: "Dorothy, I can explain".
Dorothy: "I know, thats the scary part."
Rose: "I just dont understand, none of these chickens have any musical talent"
Dorothy: "Its a sad thing, most of the young chickens these days are spending too much time playing video games".