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Old 01-31-2009, 02:30 AM   #138
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Originally Posted by Janice
Wow, he looks older than 11 days old. He's just beautiful. I want to hold him, and I can't stand kids.

Really, he's beyond cute.
you too, huh Janice?
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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