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Old 05-15-2017, 12:22 AM   #150
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Blanche: Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a long hot steamy bath with barely enough water to cover my perky bosoms.

Sophia: You're only going to sit in an inch of water?

Blanche: Honey offering to make him dinner just makes you look too easy.

Sophia: Please! Black underwear and pasties couldn't make me look easy!

Stan: Keep your chin up pumpkin. Your chins too Dorothy.

Sophia: Gravity always takes its toll. Look at me! I used to be a tall voluptuous blonde with a butt like granite.

Blanche: Do you really think I'm self-centered?

Dorothy: But there are bugs there! And they'll think Stan is their leader!

Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says too ugly to live?

Rose: I think she's a garconakin. Literally it's the precise moment that dog doo turns white.

Dorothy: Rose if you say one more of those stupid words!

Rose: Oh blow it out your tubenblurble!
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