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Old 02-03-2011, 11:03 PM   #185
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as some of you know, I use a motorized scooter to get around. Well, last night my brother (who also has trouble walking) came out of our apt. to drive to the drugstore. We came out the door, turned onto the path to the parking lot, and saw that some #@!*&% had parked this BIG pickup truck RIGHT in front of the curb cut, so we couldn't get to his car!!!
Fortunately, the who must have for brains, came out and moved it after a few minutes.
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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