Yeah... I used to write them. I have 4 that I wrote. Plus, I'm working on two... maybe I'll post them. They're not any good, though. I wrote them about a year and a half ago.
"Well, Laverne is sort of childish" -Shirley
"Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne
"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley
"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne