The wife and I just finished talking to our daughter on Skype. It's only been a week since she went back to college, so we figured she would want to wait a few weeks before Skyping with us, but she was the one sitting and waiting for us to show up, and ended up calling us to ask why we weren't on.
"I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television." - Ray Peterson, The 'burbs
"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries." - Stephen King
"There's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence." - Elvira