I made dinner tonight- Orange chicken and Chinese salad. The wife's still talking to me so it must have turned out okay.
"I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television." - Ray Peterson, The 'burbs
"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries." - Stephen King
"There's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence." - Elvira