"Hello dere Mr. Drucker! Do you have any Easter egg dye for hotscakes? You see, in Budapest every year my mother would color hotscakes and put them in baskets for all the children."
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."