Originally Posted by Penny Lane
Old Polaroid commercial with Mariette Hartley and James Garner. They did so many of these ads that people thought they were married. It got to the point that Mariette started wearing this T- shirt!
and she also had one made for her son that said I AM NOT JAMES GARNERS SON
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."