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Old 03-25-2017, 12:11 PM   #199
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Small Ass Town, Big Ass Heart
Performed by the Cast of Happy Days

I'm a small-town guy, livin' a small-town life,
I work a small-town job and pork my small-town wife,
The big city and it's internet don't excite me at all
'Cause when it comes to towns, I'm thinking small

Block parties and bingo, and Friday night football,
Main street parade on the Fourth of July,
If you ever find yourself here in Stoolbend,
We don't lock our doors, so just stop on by

Oh yeah, the smallest towns have the biggest hearts,
Like the smallest minds have the biggest smarts,
The smallest toads have the biggest warts,
Small-ass town, big-ass heart

The smallest towns have the biggest hearts,
Like the smallest Wals have the biggest Marts,
The smallest beans cause the biggest fa-harts,
Small-ass town, big-ass heart

Small-ass town, big-ass hearts,
Small-ass town, big-ass hearts,
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Small-ass town, big-ass hearts!
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