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Old 12-07-2016, 04:10 AM   #11
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I REALY, REALLY, REALLY want to build a model railroad!!! (so bad, I can taste it) But I never dreamed that unfortunately at age 59 I'd be in a wheelchair 97% of the day, so I can't!
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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