I REALY, REALLY, REALLY
want to build a model railroad!!! (so bad, I can taste it) But I never dreamed that unfortunately at age 59 I'd be in a wheelchair 97% of the day, so I can't!
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."