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Old 01-11-2007, 04:58 PM   #144
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a baby chick walked over to his mothers nest one day; and there was an orange in it. He said "Oh! Look at the orange marmalade"!
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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