This one is kind of dirty, so if you get offended easily, DON'T READ IT!!!!!!!!
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around
During her tour she passed a room where a male
patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's
disgraceful! Why is he doing
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if
he doesn't do that
at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain
and his testicles
could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a
male patient laying in
bed while a nurse performed oral
sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness,
better health plan."