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Old 12-07-2006, 02:24 PM   #112
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This one is kind of dirty, so if you get offended easily, DON'T READ IT!!!!!!!!

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around

the hospital.

During her tour she passed a room where a male

patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's

disgraceful! Why is he doing

that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly

explained, "I'm very sorry

that you were exposed to that, but this man has a

serious condition

where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if

he doesn't do that

at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain

and his testicles

could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the

woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a

male patient laying in

bed while a nurse performed oral

sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT

be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness,

better health plan."
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