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Old 12-07-2006, 01:54 PM   #110
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd
sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house
and send you kids to a great university!"


The boy then went to his sister and a sked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad
Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"


The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"


"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.


His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman.''
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