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Old 12-06-2006, 10:07 PM   #108
Derek from NY
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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? By rearranging the living room furniture.
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Derek's quotes:

"Looks like Mom fed you well"- After I saw my friend for the first time in 3 years after he grew to 6'6"

"Michael Jordan and Ron Jeremy have one thing in common. They both take it to the hole."

"Welcome to the twilight zone."- 9/11

"M-O-N-E-Y"- After my dad couldn't figure out why Ben Wallace left the Pistons for the Bulls

"No smaller than yours"-After my friend asked how big Mini Me's gun was
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