This joke is in honour of today's Oregon Ducks vs Oregon State Beavers Civil war game, in which the Beavers won in an awesome 30 to 28 classic!! Here's the joke:
There was this baby duck, who went to his social worker. He said to him: I don't want to live with my mom anymore because she beats me, in which the social worker replied: What about your dad?? The baby duck says: I don't won't to live with him either, he beats me as well, so the social worker asked: Well then, who do you want to live with?? to which the baby duck replied: I want to live with the Oregon Ducks, they never beat anybody!!
Believe it or not, I'm actually a huge ducks fan, but I heard that joke from my ex-girlfriend tonight who is an OSU alumn, and I thought it was cute.
You'd think I was an OSU fan since I'm wearing an OSU shirt right now, but that's only because my OU shirt is dirty.