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Old 11-14-2006, 09:27 AM   #92
Penny Lane
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
>know each other so well, they decided to get married.
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>One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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>The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom
>was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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>After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and
>said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
>broom!!!"
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>"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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>Are you ready for this?
>Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
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>"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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